Embarking upon a 3-hour drive, I overhear from the backseat of my car:

JOSH to GIRLFRIEND: “These are Sea-Bands. They help w/my motion sickness.”


JOSH to GIRLFRIEND: “They also help with morning sickness!”

{I almost drive the car off the road.}


Teens inform me that they’re just being conversational, and I’m overreacting.

48 hours later, they purchase rings for one another from One of a Kind.

(They are calling these “engagement” rings, while I prefer the term “promise” rings.)

Nobody is pregnant. And in light of that, my reaction to the rings is (mostly) defused.

Well-played, teens.


Author: punkproprietress

Punk who pokes peeps for cheap.

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