Embarking upon a 3-hour drive, I overhear from the backseat of my car:
JOSH to GIRLFRIEND: “These are Sea-Bands. They help w/my motion sickness.”
*pause*
JOSH to GIRLFRIEND: “They also help with morning sickness!”
{I almost drive the car off the road.}
ME: “NOBODY BETTER BE HAVING MORNING SICKNESS!!!”
Teens inform me that they’re just being conversational, and I’m overreacting.
48 hours later, they purchase rings for one another from One of a Kind.
(They are calling these “engagement” rings, while I prefer the term “promise” rings.)
Nobody is pregnant. And in light of that, my reaction to the rings is (mostly) defused.
Well-played, teens.
Well-played.
